If you’re feeling down, I’ll go down on you
If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE
i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word
when the artist u hate releases a catchy song
when you’re done reading smut
if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything